Not Me Monday

**I did NOT have a sick, vomitting child to take care of this weekend.

**I do NOT currently have another sick, feverish, yucky throat kid sick sitting next to me.

**We are NOT getting sick around here, I refuse to believe it!

**I did NOT sit on my lazy butt all weekend long while watching my husband do all the housework!

**I did NOT hold on to those NOT sick kids in order to not have to do anything around this house!

**I did NOT tell my two year old who is potty trained to just pee in her diaper at 5 in the morning because I was too tired from being up all night long cleaning up her vomit, to get up and take her to the potty.

**She did NOT just proceed to hold it for the next two hours which did NOT in turn make me feel bad!

**I did NOT make fun of my husband endlessly because he wanted to buy something off of a info commercial! I did NOT secretly think it was cool and order it for him for christmas!

**I did NOT forget all about an assignment that was due on Friday for class. I do NOT not care one bit about the assignment and don't care if it ever gets turned in.

**I did NOT have a very hard weekend with the fact that our last baby is growing up and secretly did NOT want another one!

**I did NOT have a minor freak attack happen this weekend because that last baby is getting bigger and what oh what am I going to do when they all are grown? I did NOT worry about something that is years away! NOPE NOT ME!! That would be crazy!!

**I will NOT be posting the winner to the book contest in a little bit, so you should NOT come back to see who the winner is!!

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